Rapid Teen Models 18+

Kisses From Kimi - Gallery Goes Live

Poppa — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:51:22 +0000

Some were wondering if Felix, from Felix Flow, was a one hit wonder. With only the lone, but highly popular Kari Sweets solo-model signed to his label, it seemed obvious that Felix had a few issues finding fresh talent.

Well, I am happy to report that Kari has finally gotten a label-mate, as she is now joined by Kimi, as in Kisses From Kimi.

Kimi is somewhat of a mystery to me, as her facial features are a bit ethnically ambiguous. Also, the color of her hair looks like it could go either way. But aside from these intriguing questions (that we’ll eventually ask Felix about) Kimi rocks a tight and curvy body – one that is clearly A-class and deserving of special attention.

I picked a few galleries from Kisses From Kimi that I hope you’ll check out. At the time of writing, these galleries are not supposed to be publically available - so keep this shit on the down-lo! The last time I pissed off Felix, he challenged me to a jujitsu match, but I had to decline because I forgot to bring my groin cup (I put it on backwards when I wrestle him). Anyhow, enjoy a little taste of Kisses From Kimi!

Kisses From Kimi - bright pink thong

Kisses From Kimi - nature shot

Breasts: Big or Small, We Like Them All

Poppa — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:40:35 +0000

Most guys would like a girl with a great rack. But ask any man to describe his ideal breast size, and you will get a variety of answers, from mouth-sized grapefruits to top-heavy zeppelins.

I guess it’s no different for ass – some like them tiny and toned, whilst others are looking for the epitome of dumper bums.

For me, the only type of breasts that I really don’t care for are fakies, particularly ones that look obscenely unnatural (you know, like rubber toilette plungers stuck to a wall). These girls were likely very flat before they got their implants, and unfortunately, they went for a size too large for their body type.

Well, no need to worry about seeing implants here. We only feature all-natural girls – ones that are comfortable and confident in the way they naturally look. These chics would never resort to silly surgeries to look any different from what god gave them.

To make my point, here are a couple of awesome college girls who have delicious bodies, despite having different chest sizes:

So girls, if you’re listening, don’t get implants! Instead, just get naked more often, because that’s something every man will appreciate.

Kristen Stewart Can’t Act, But Still Hot

Poppa — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:53:27 +0000

Kristen Stewart as a blonde or brunette? I think she’s adorably cute in either hair color, although, judging from her brusque and disheveled acting performance in Twilight, I’d say she’d makes a better blonde!

Seriously, was I the only person who noticed at how bad Kristen Stewart’s acting was during the film?

Throughout most of the flick, Kristen seemingly struggles with her lines, often complementing words with weird, awkward faces. She’s like an autistic kid who’s snorted way too much Ritalin.

Sure, you could blame the director for some of the cheese that should of been cut from this film, or even the scriptwriters for dropping all the unecessary verbiage throughout this two hour feature, but at the end of the day, this is all overshadowed by Kristen Stewart’s particularly egregious attempt at acting.

But let’s focus on the postive - Kristen Stewart is fucking hot!

Although now of legal age, it appears that Kristen still isn’t ready to go nude on the big screen just yet. But the good new is, we do catch a glimpse of her sexy green underwear in a sappy bedroom scene about half way through the film. The bad news is, by this point, you’ve likely fallen asleep or set your TV on fire!

Tartan Skirts - We Need More!

Poppa — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:13:41 +0000

Tossing a tartan school girl outfit on an already smokin’ hot chic, is like Billy Mays cleaning your kitchen and toilets - KABOOM!

There’s something sexy about the tartan look that drives all men crazy; it’s like throwing hot sauce on any type of meat - things just get better!

But it really boggles my mind why tartan skirts aren’t frequently worn by women of all ages - at college, at work, on windy bridges - why the fuck does it have to be culturally limited to the realm of private school jailbait? If I ran the world, one-in-three women would have to dress like this (the other two-thirds would go naked).

Until the school girl style becomes as common as Crocs and yoga pants, at least we can still see girls like Darcy and Keymy pulling off the look. Damn they look sexy!

Lock The Door, Close The Blinds - We’re Back!

Poppa — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:11:42 +0000

Apologies for the long absence, but Rapid Teens is definitely back!

Having a christian inspired change of heart, I exited the adult industry suddenly, and went on to enjoy a brief stint as a mainstream middle class 9-to-5 work droid. Needless to say, it was not the Anglo-American dream that I thought it would be (like why aren’t all the girls topless and hot?!).

Firstly, co-workers suck ass. And so do multi-layers of redundant managers and supervisors who are always trying dong-pong your charlie hole.

And as for my religious views: I’m pretty sure Noah didn’t build a giant tanker, Jonah never lived in a fish (seriously, WTF), and Jesus never water skied. So I’m back to my free-loving, shemale banging ways. Living life as an irresponsible agnostic is definitely the sweet spot!

So stay tuned, and keep Rapid Teens in your bookmarks. You don’t want to miss our famous selection of the industry’s finest!

BTW- that’s Skylar in the photo above, taken from Cheesefrog’s Divinity18.

Ljuba - Butt Lubricant or Nubiles Chic?

Poppa — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:32:04 +0000

Meet another girl from Nubiles, Ljuba—no, it’s not a typo or brand of Swedish butt lubricant—it’s actually her real name.

She reminds me of a young Tilda Swinton, the actress who played the White Witch in that terrible movie adaption of Narnia. It’s fitting, the resemblance, for she’s rather—how should I say—well suited for an icy climate!

I mean, take a look at the rug on her forearm. See it? Great. Because if you looked you’re obviously gay. Any real man would still be staring at her perfectly shaped tit.

Arm hair is something you notice months later when you’re sitting at the edge of your bed dealing with a seriously bout of ED and you need a distraction whilst simultaneously trying to boost your self-esteem, thus prompting you to discuss your girlfriend’s freakishly high testosterone levels.

If that doesn’t get you hard, once again, you’re probably gay!

Click to see: Nubile’s gallery for Ljuba

Above: Ljuba from Nubiles

Hot Lakers Model Dena Cali Gets Spray in Face.

Poppa — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:31:30 +0000

Pool tables are all about sex. Think about that the next time you play against one of your buddies. It’s equivalent to dancing—gay raver dancing.

Did you just take a dump in my pool?! No, that’s impossible. You’re a hot girl. You don’t shit, ever. Girls just hold it deep inside until it somehow goes away.

Dena takes some heavy man-spray between the eyes. She deserves it for wearing some 7-year-old’s checkered flag bed sheets.

Visit the Dena Cali Official Website

Czechs Play Tennis Without Underwear: Belinda from Nubiles Gets Served.

Poppa — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:29:44 +0000

Above: Belinda from Nubiles

When a photographer calls and tells you to show up wearing a tennis outfit, you know that can only mean one thing—nudie pics in the middle of a wheat field somewhere in the Czech Republic . Belinda is Nubiles’ latest 19-year-old sensation to hail from the former Soviet State .

When I mailed out pics from this gallery to members of my local tennis club, where I instruct on weekends, many of them scrutinized the complete absence of a tennis court, and underwear. I kindly explained to them that tennis played by women in other countries involves a large penis, in their ass.

They clearly lack a sense of humor (now I just drink on weekends).

Meh.

Click to visit: Belinda’s Gallery

Hegre Tries Homeless-Chic: When Hamburgers Are The Preferred Currency.

Poppa — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:16:31 +0000

There once was heroin-chic, but now it’s all about homeless-chic. Take a wet, hungry street vagrant, seat her on some expensive furniture and take shots of her as she trips out on your son’s expired Ritalin.

Don’t get me wrong—I love Petter Hegre, and his stunning work—so, I’m thinking he’s just gone and blown all his money on that Zimbabwe shoot and now he’s getting creative at cutting costs.

Well, I once got a couple homeless people to mop the floor and clean the toilettes at a Subway I worked at during my high school years, but, you know, I never considered snapping pics of them in the nude.

You see, this is why Petter Hegre runs a porn empire and is married to Luba, and I run an underground blog and will ponder for hours if he paid the homeless girl with cheeseburgers or with Ho Ho’s.

Click to see: Caro’s picture gallery

Above: Caro from Hegre-Art

Kate and Janet Compare Asses. First-Nude gallery.

Poppa — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:22:35 +0000

Below: Kate and Janet from First-Nude.com

Wow. These two beauties work well together, don’t they?! And they always seem to be teamed up with each other–at least in all the photo sets I’ve seen. They must be good friends, no doubt. That brings up another topic: more hot girls need to be teamed up like this! Sort of like how rappers will feature other artists on their album—SHIT! Bad example—I fuckin’ hate how rappers do that circle jerk stuff! Umm, so, back to what I’m trying to say: I know that studios will sometimes pair up two models, but, let’s face it, group shots rarely reach this level of hotness. Usually, one girl has the big name and is absolutely smokin’ while the other has a trashcan asshole with a face like a dented piñata, which makes the whole thing a little gimmicky, if you ask me. Thank god that isn’t the case with Kate and Janet. Both of them are equally gorgeous, yet also retain their unique features.

Take their asses for example. Both have perfectly shaped asses that are quite pleasant to look at. But, upon closer inspection one appears to have the River Nile running between her butt cheeks, and the other, a deep cut Rocky Mountain creek. Fascinating!

These girls went offline :( But you can see a lot more hot asses here