Rapid Teen Models 18+

Above: Ljuba from Nubiles

Above: Caro from Hegre-Art

Wow. These two beauties work well together, don’t they?! And they always seem to be teamed up with each other–at least in all the photo sets I’ve seen. They must be good friends, no doubt. That brings up another topic: more hot girls need to be teamed up like this! Sort of like how rappers will feature other artists on their album—SHIT! Bad example—I fuckin’ hate how rappers do that circle jerk stuff! Umm, so, back to what I’m trying to say: I know that studios will sometimes pair up two models, but, let’s face it, group shots rarely reach this level of hotness. Usually, one girl has the big name and is absolutely smokin’ while the other has a trashcan asshole with a face like a dented piñata, which makes the whole thing a little gimmicky, if you ask me. Thank god that isn’t the case with Kate and Janet. Both of them are equally gorgeous, yet also retain their unique features.

The folks at Dutch Teens would like to introduce Jillian, an all-natural 18-year-old brunette that has generated a lot of interest since her debut a few days ago. She’s shown on their Sweet Natural Girl site, which has always featured a top-notch roster of fresh Dutch girls.

I don’t know how the Dutch consistently produce such a high rate of fine-ass females. It’s as big of a mystery as those giant windmills.. and the color orange.

In other news, my email works again. It’s listed under the header if you have something to say to me directly.

It takes a special girl to get this blogger out of retirement and back to posting the freshest, freak-nastiest pics the flesh world has to offer.

Karla Spice is La Zona Modelos latest catch. Unlike other talents from Brazil, a nation abundant with young, salty beach whores, this beauty sports a well proportioned body–no huge toilet ass here—just a nice, firm bubble butt with certified biggies upstairs.

I like her look, her innocence and, well, just her plain stupidity to wear anything her stablemasters dress her in. I swear, sometimes these outfits are better suited for otaku themed cafes in Japan . But whatever. I’m loving it.

Also, notice how Karla Spice appears to visualize something sliding up her butthole when she poses for a shot? A major bonus in my opinion!

Have you ever been put to work on your birthday? In North America it’s almost a god given right to take your b-day off so you can sleep in and plan festivities.

Webmasters, such as myself, have always taken this special day off. For who else can manage the tricky logistics of having a parade of Russian escorts and Haitian delivery men discreetly arrive and leave your gated community without bottlenecking supply lines or raising suspicion amongst your neighbors?

Recently, it looks like Alison Angel was put to work on her b-day. Spending her 20th stripped naked at her manager’s house, posing for this recent photo set, Alison Angel turns up the heat and gives us a good indication of how she’ll spend the next year of her life—stripped naked, at her producer’s house, posing for photo sets.

Only a backwards-ass, anti-conformist site like Rapid Teens would dare to release a Valentine’s themed post way the fuck after it’s due.

Screw the chocolates, ribbons and cheesy poetry. Taking your lying, cheating, dumpy-ass whore of a girlfriend out to a candlelit Whitespot (god I hate those commercials playing Whitey like it isn’t just a McDonalds with waiters) is about as special as any other dreadful weekend where you’re not able to continuously webcam your shlong in a steamy MSN chatroom. Full of women.

But if your girlfriend was Polliana, a chic who’s ready to dyke out with any half-starved Latina street slut you manage to drag home, a chic you probably found in front of a 7/11 shoving ho-ho’s and dried noodles down her throat after eating cocks all afternoon, well we’d pleasantly be looking forward to any celebration where it’s deemed appropriate to feed her whip cream, strawberries and the freshest Scandinavian E-caps to aid in snapping a few shots for your family album.

So as far as I’m concerned this Valentine’s lesbo photo set is good year round.

In related news, look forward to our Easter Sunday Bukkake Resurrection Bash sometime in late.. oh, August.

She goes under the banner of Kara’s Handfull [ sic ], and rightly so. This 18 year old teen has massive guns; a couple natural 34 DD’s to be exact. What I like about Kara’s Handfull [ sic ] is her petite and cute appearance. It’s a great compliment to her already impressive assets. On her site, Kara’s Handfull [ sic ] states that she’s ultra shy about performing in videos, but that doesn’t seem to stop her from getting right nasty with a friend, playing some form of the Brazilian banana game.

Ok, so I haven’t actually seen the video yet, and I’m not exactly sure how Brazilians play with their bananas. In fact, I’m not sure how references to South America and sex always end up in my posts. Anyway, Kara’s Handfull [ sic ], I believe, is 100% American and totally new to the scene.

Kara’s Handf–#!@#!–God fuckin’ damn they could have spelt ‘handful’ right.

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I know they’re just trying to be unique. Once you get around that, you can start enjoying the delicious pics below…