Lock The Door, Close The Blinds – We’re Back!
Apologies for the long absence, but Rapid Teens is definitely back!
Having a christian inspired change of heart, I exited the adult industry suddenly, and went on to enjoy a brief stint as a mainstream middle class 9-to-5 work droid. Needless to say, it was not the Anglo-American dream that I thought it would be (like why aren’t all the girls topless and hot?!).
Firstly, co-workers suck ass. And so do multi-layers of redundant managers and supervisors who are always trying dong-pong your charlie hole.
And as for my religious views: I’m pretty sure Noah didn’t build a giant tanker, Jonah never lived in a fish (seriously, WTF), and Jesus never water skied. So I’m back to my free-loving, shemale banging ways. Living life as an irresponsible agnostic is definitely the sweet spot!
So stay tuned, and keep Rapid Teens in your bookmarks. You don’t want to miss our famous selection of the industry’s finest!
BTW- that’s Skylar in the photo above, taken from Cheesefrog’s Divinity18.

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