Pool tables are all about sex. Think about that the next time you play against one of your buddies. It’s equivalent to dancing—gay raver dancing.

 

Did you just take a dump in my pool?! No, that’s impossible. You’re a hot girl. You don’t shit, ever. Girls just hold it deep inside until it somehow goes away.

 

Dena takes some heavy man-spray between the eyes. She deserves it for wearing some 7-year-old’s checkered flag bed sheets.

 
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