When a photographer calls and tells you to show up wearing a tennis outfit, you know that can only mean one thing—nudie pics in the middle of a wheat field somewhere in the Czech Republic . Belinda is Nubiles’ latest 19-year-old sensation to hail from the former Soviet State .

When I mailed out pics from this gallery to members of my local tennis club, where I instruct on weekends, many of them scrutinized the complete absence of a tennis court, and underwear. I kindly explained to them that tennis played by women in other countries involves a large penis, in their ass.

They clearly lack a sense of humor (now I just drink on weekends).

Meh.