January 2007


01.26.2007 13:29Teen Models Non Nude
Above: Belinda from Nubiles

When a photographer calls and tells you to show up wearing a tennis outfit, you know that can only mean one thing—nudie pics in the middle of a wheat field somewhere in the Czech Republic . Belinda is Nubiles’ latest 19-year-old sensation to hail from the former Soviet State .

When I mailed out pics from this gallery to members of my local tennis club, where I instruct on weekends, many of them scrutinized the complete absence of a tennis court, and underwear. I kindly explained to them that tennis played by women in other countries involves a large penis, in their ass.

They clearly lack a sense of humor (now I just drink on weekends).

Meh.

Click to visit: Belinda’s Gallery

 

01.24.2007 13:16Teen Models Non Nude

There once was heroin-chic, but now it’s all about homeless-chic. Take a wet, hungry street vagrant, seat her on some expensive furniture and take shots of her as she trips out on your son’s expired Ritalin.

Don’t get me wrong—I love Petter Hegre, and his stunning work—so, I’m thinking he’s just gone and blown all his money on that Zimbabwe shoot and now he’s getting creative at cutting costs.

Well, I once got a couple homeless people to mop the floor and clean the toilettes at a Subway I worked at during my high school years, but, you know, I never considered snapping pics of them in the nude.

You see, this is why Petter Hegre runs a porn empire and is married to Luba, and I run an underground blog and will ponder for hours if he paid the homeless girl with cheeseburgers or with Ho Ho’s.

Click to see: Caro’s picture gallery

Above: Caro from Hegre-Art

01.19.2007 0:22Teen Models Non Nude
Below: Kate and Janet from First-Nude.com

Wow. These two beauties work well together, don’t they?! And they always seem to be teamed up with each other–at least in all the photo sets I’ve seen. They must be good friends, no doubt. That brings up another topic: more hot girls need to be teamed up like this! Sort of like how rappers will feature other artists on their album—SHIT! Bad example—I fuckin’ hate how rappers do that circle jerk stuff! Umm, so, back to what I’m trying to say: I know that studios will sometimes pair up two models, but, let’s face it, group shots rarely reach this level of hotness. Usually, one girl has the big name and is absolutely smokin’ while the other has a trashcan asshole with a face like a dented piñata, which makes the whole thing a little gimmicky, if you ask me. Thank god that isn’t the case with Kate and Janet. Both of them are equally gorgeous, yet also retain their unique features.

   
Take their asses for example. Both have perfectly shaped asses that are quite pleasant to look at. But, upon closer inspection one appears to have the River Nile running between her butt cheeks, and the other, a deep cut Rocky Mountain creek. Fascinating!

Click here to see the Kate and Janet gallery
 

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