Rapid Teen Models 18+

When a photographer calls and tells you to show up wearing a tennis outfit, you know that can only mean one thing—nudie pics in the middle of a wheat field somewhere in the Czech Republic . Belinda is Nubiles’ latest 19-year-old sensation to hail from the former Soviet State .

When I mailed out pics from this gallery to members of my local tennis club, where I instruct on weekends, many of them scrutinized the complete absence of a tennis court, and underwear. I kindly explained to them that tennis played by women in other countries involves a large penis, in their ass.

They clearly lack a sense of humor (now I just drink on weekends).

Meh.

There once was heroin-chic, but now it’s all about homeless-chic. Take a wet, hungry street vagrant, seat her on some expensive furniture and take shots of her as she trips out on your son’s expired Ritalin.

Don’t get me wrong—I love Petter Hegre, and his stunning work—so, I’m thinking he’s just gone and blown all his money on that Zimbabwe shoot and now he’s getting creative at cutting costs.

Well, I once got a couple homeless people to mop the floor and clean the toilettes at a Subway I worked at during my high school years, but, you know, I never considered snapping pics of them in the nude.

You see, this is why Petter Hegre runs a porn empire and is married to Luba, and I run an underground blog and will ponder for hours if he paid the homeless girl with cheeseburgers or with Ho Ho’s.