Above: Amanda and Polliana

Only a backwards-ass, anti-conformist site like Rapid Teens would dare to release a Valentine’s themed post way the fuck after it’s due.

Screw the chocolates, ribbons and cheesy poetry. Taking your lying, cheating, dumpy-ass whore of a girlfriend out to a candlelit Whitespot (god I hate those commercials playing Whitey like it isn’t just a McDonalds with waiters) is about as special as any other dreadful weekend where you’re not able to continuously webcam your shlong in a steamy MSN chatroom. Full of women.

But if your girlfriend was Polliana, a chic who’s ready to dyke out with any half-starved Latina street slut you manage to drag home, a chic you probably found in front of a 7/11 shoving ho-ho’s and dried noodles down her throat after eating cocks all afternoon, well we’d pleasantly be looking forward to any celebration where it’s deemed appropriate to feed her whip cream, strawberries and the freshest Scandinavian E-caps to aid in snapping a few shots for your family album.

So as far as I’m concerned this Valentine’s lesbo photo set is good year round.

In related news, look forward to our Easter Sunday Bukkake Resurrection Bash sometime in late.. oh, August.

 

Click to see: Polliana and Amanda getting nasty