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Miss Piggy meets Halloween head-in-a-jar. If you’re a young, pretty girl on a Japanese game show then I’d highly recommend passing on this stunt! My god. That poor little girl.

Just to balance the article and live up to my reputation for providing only the finest in oriental goods, here’s a completely different Asian celeb, Hyori Lee (pics below).

She’s a Korean popstar and her music is absolutely terrible, but of course she is also super cute. No big surprise.

I guess shit is the same all across the globe. Ass is now, and perhaps has always been, more important than good tunes.

Just admit it.

Ok.

So, why do I now find the pantyhose-head girl kind of hot!?

Fuckin’ Internet!