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Fairy cowboy love this is not! It turns out that Ang Lee’s Brokeback Mountain contains boobie shots from two of Hollywood ’s hottest young actresses, Michelle Williams and Ann Hathaway. Thank god I found these captures online because there’s no way in hell I’m getting tickets to watch this flick in theatre! Ang Lee is an absolute master at what he does, and I have nothing against gays, but Christ, can we just leave cowboys out of homo fantasies?! I’ll never be able to walk into a cowboy bar again without wearing my hard cup jockstrap, backwards. And what about fishin’ with my buddies? Nope, can’t do that either now that it’s become synonymous w… let’s just check out the pics, but remember, they are NSFW.

Miss Piggy meets Halloween head-in-a-jar. If you’re a young, pretty girl on a Japanese game show then I’d highly recommend passing on this stunt! My god. That poor little girl.

Just to balance the article and live up to my reputation for providing only the finest in oriental goods, here’s a completely different Asian celeb, Hyori Lee (pics below).

She’s a Korean popstar and her music is absolutely terrible, but of course she is also super cute. No big surprise.

I guess shit is the same all across the globe. Ass is now, and perhaps has always been, more important than good tunes.

Just admit it.

Ok.

So, why do I now find the pantyhose-head girl kind of hot!?

Fuckin’ Internet!