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I’ve never seen so much ass in a single music video! And by the way, I’m talking about real dumper bums here— these ladies use the big toilet.

J-shin’s latest, and perhaps only, music video provides an abundance of beefy backsides groovin’ to a flow of catchy urban beats. It has got me replaying the video over and over, partly for the tunes, but mostly for the booty.

So, just who is J-shin? Think of him as the poor man’s Usher.

Despite his weasel-like appearance and Chris Tucker-like vocals, J-shin presents himself with surprising confidence. He comes across as a hardworking, troubled soul ready to break into mainstream R&B at any cost. In his video, he proudly stands (often a foot shorter) around gaggles of smokin’ hot poolside models, as if to prove his status as a successful, black recording artist by syncing up to the most stereotyped image possible.

His tune ain’t bad though.

What Baby Momma Drama lacks in any depth or intelligence it makes up for with instant tune catchiness. As for the video, it is also produced by Southbeat Records, and contains all the ass-shaking, booze flowing R&B clichés you’ve grown accustomed to seeing in the last 15 years of inspiring hip-hop culture. In fact, I’m pretty sure it features the same mansion used in every R&B/rap video ever created.

However, there’s something particular about this video that makes it stand apart from your average MTV stock. This time, Southbeat has opted for a porn-inspired, X-rated theme to visualize J-shin’s head-bobbing track. And it’s clear that the director is squarely focused on the top-notch ass models hired for the shoot. Indeed, it seems that they invested so much in getting these big booty models into the video that they forgot to shop for J-shin’s wardrobe. His Salvation Army T-shirt seems oddly out of place next to overflowing glasses of Crystal and Alize!

Check out the video if you can handle the 18meg download. I guarantee it will appeal to any ass-man (even if R&B isn’t your thing). Also, can you spot the cameo by legendary Miami street fighter Kimbo Slice? Classic shit I tell ya!