Above: Lyndsey Marshal plays Cleopatra in HBO’s Rome

Egyptian female of Macedonian descent, enjoys hitting the pipe, killing relatives and frequent, rough sex with total strangers. *Seeking all men*

Yes, another post about HBO’s mini-series Rome.

Last week, Cleopatra, played by actress Lyndsey Marshal, was introduced to the show’s cast, and I must say, this is an episode with enormous replay value!

First off, we discover that Cleo’s hooked on Egyptian crack. Famous for inventing beer, I guess Egyptians also mastered the fine art of freebasing. Zonked out on rocks, Cleo goes around hissing like a serpent and needs to be slapped just to see straight!

Later in the show, when a couple of Roman soldiers rescue her from a team of black assassins, she tries to fuck both of them. No real reason is given. Still later, she seduces Caesar, in perhaps the only historically provable event in the whole episode.

It seems that HBO has dragged this young actress through loads of filth just so she can earn her place in the series. Good thing for us, it is quite likely that the show isn’t finished yet with parading her slutty ass. Mark Anthony, future husbands, and whoever else HBO invents and subsequently tosses into the congo line, are still waiting patiently, like the last of a 100-man bukkake.

The producers should be commended.

Anyway, I made a bit of a highlight clip from last week’s episode, seeing how so few pictures of Cleo can be found on the Web.

As always, enjoy!

 
Check out the Highlight Video Clip: Cleo Does Rome