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I don’t normally watch sci-fi shows or much TV at all these days, but one series has held my interest since its debut in 2003, and that is Battlestar Galactica— the remake. A lot of folks are upset with this new BSG, especially the homos who hate the fact that some of the lead roles have been given to women. Of course giving power to women, whether in fiction or in reality, is always a question of great concern, but this time around I could not have been more pleased with the casting director’s choice to cast women for some of these roles.

We have half-dyke Katee Sackhoff playing “Starbuck,” eggroll-eater Grace Park as “Boomer,” underwear model Tricia Helfer as psycho-pussy “Six,” and bug-eyed space cadet Kandyse McClure as “Dee.” Toss in a couple Wednesday night bar cougars, like has-been sluts Mary McDonnell and Kate Vernon, and you have the last remaining humans responsible for defending our species against legions of attacking silverware!

It’s pretty obvious what the writers have done here: they’ve taken every shade from the color chart and have matched it with smoking hot pussy. Take Grace Park for example. This Asian actress expresses herself onscreen with about as much emotional depth as a first generation AIBO. Do we give a shit? Hell no. The writing in this series is superb, but the producers haven’t forgotten that blatant eye-candy is the most important aspect of any successful sci-fi show.

Here’s some random Battlestar Galactica photos and screen captures for you to look at. Hopefully I’ll have some video clips to post in the near future.