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Above: Mindi and Richard from Beauty and the Geek face the firing squad.

I normally don’t watch much TV. Typically I limit my viewing selection to Family Guy, South Park and the new BSG. But the other day I caught a clip of WB’s Beauty and the Geek, and holy fuck did I find myself sucked into the premise of the show! Seven geeks try to score with seven amazingly hot women, all of whom are chasing the grand prize money. It’s no wonder this show has garnered such a strong Internet following. Finally, a show that hosts contestants and events that geeks everywhere can relate to!

One girl Mindi, who just so happens to hook up with the star of the show Richard, definitely leads the pack in the looks department. Suspiciously, she also seems like the smartest of the bunch, and I bet her bimbo image is more of an act than anything else. You see, that’s what I hate about these shows: the producers will edit and coach their cast to make any wanted event an absolute certainty. They should rename the whole genre to shitty amateur acting with extemporaneous elements in a big mansion! Uh-huh.

Mindi is the smallest and daintiest of the chics, wearing a size zero dress size and barely having the strength to pull thru the camping challenge trail walk. Sometimes she looks downright famished. I’m sure upping her caloric-intake and kickin’ the nic wouldn’t hurt her frequent dizzy spells and chronic laziness. But enough silly criticism. This show is all about watching these girls squeeze into hot bikinis, tight jeans and sexy dinner gowns, while watching the nerds squirm in their seats trying not to blast a load, in their pants, on national TV.

I slapped together this video highlight clip of Mindi. I can’t really say what I was thinking at the time, but it was well past midnight and I was blazin’ the blueberry right till the final cut. Enjoy.