Rapid Teen Models 18+

So again, Mya has caught my attention; this time for her gig in My Love is Like Wo. Although the viddy was released almost two years ago, I hadn’t seen it until recently, and her appearance starkly contrasted with what I remembered her looking like.

Don’t get me wrong, she’s still the near-talentless showbiz droid that doesn’t write, produce or probably even sing her hobo sack of forgettable tunes. Indeed, such image-based ‘artists’ have become the norm for musicians of this generation, so I’m not surprised at the least.

But back to the video - it got me thinking: have her looks improved, or have my personal standards sunk lower than the Mariana trench? Age does a funny thing to one’s 10-scale.

I’ve noticed that her production crew uses a lot of pomp and glitz to mask her squeaky attempt at vocals and her physically awkward appearance. The direction in My Love is Like Wo seems to be always focused away from her face, usually highlighting her ass, clothing or strip routine. But this time, against all odds, it somehow comes together rather nicely. The smart and tricky editing, the sole focus on the performer and the sexy costumes all showcase Mya in the best light possible.

So in summary - don’t attempt to make sense of this post!! How, reflecting on my feelings about an overrated R&B singer warrants a long-winded post on this illustrious blog — god only knows! Go hit up the video remix below. And you’ll like it because I didn’t use her music.

Above: Mindi and Richard from Beauty and the Geek face the firing squad.

I normally don’t watch much TV. Typically I limit my viewing selection to Family Guy, South Park and the new BSG. But the other day I caught a clip of WB’s Beauty and the Geek, and holy fuck did I find myself sucked into the premise of the show! Seven geeks try to score with seven amazingly hot women, all of whom are chasing the grand prize money. It’s no wonder this show has garnered such a strong Internet following. Finally, a show that hosts contestants and events that geeks everywhere can relate to!

One girl Mindi, who just so happens to hook up with the star of the show Richard, definitely leads the pack in the looks department. Suspiciously, she also seems like the smartest of the bunch, and I bet her bimbo image is more of an act than anything else. You see, that’s what I hate about these shows: the producers will edit and coach their cast to make any wanted event an absolute certainty. They should rename the whole genre to shitty amateur acting with extemporaneous elements in a big mansion! Uh-huh.

Mindi is the smallest and daintiest of the chics, wearing a size zero dress size and barely having the strength to pull thru the camping challenge trail walk. Sometimes she looks downright famished. I’m sure upping her caloric-intake and kickin’ the nic wouldn’t hurt her frequent dizzy spells and chronic laziness. But enough silly criticism. This show is all about watching these girls squeeze into hot bikinis, tight jeans and sexy dinner gowns, while watching the nerds squirm in their seats trying not to blast a load, in their pants, on national TV.

I slapped together this video highlight clip of Mindi. I can’t really say what I was thinking at the time, but it was well past midnight and I was blazin’ the blueberry right till the final cut. Enjoy.

She’s already been in the scene for a few months, but after spending some serious quality time on her website, I just had to make a post for her on my blog. Ashley has, what can only be described as, slut-eyes. It’s that kind of look that basically guarantees full-penetration, or at the very least, uncompromised oral. Now personally I’ve never visited the Mid-West, but if teen solo sites give an approximate representation, then there must be a lot of big tittie thoroughbreds from those pastures! Of course I won’t be vacationing to some landlocked, barren cereal box anytime soon.

Thank god for webcams. Ashley suffers from pathological sexual inhibition, or perhaps that’s just what I tell myself after screaming at her for more live shows. Get out the keyboard splash guard and prepare yourself for some prime midwest beef.

Above: AndiPink from Panchodog