Rapid Teen Models 18+

It’s Mya, the ugly chic who sang the hook in Ghetto Superstar (that tasteless summer ‘hit’ from a couple years ago). Except, when I saw her in a newer video the other day she looked quite a bit hotter!

Yes, this is the singer I once described as resembling a cross between a slightly-melted Treasure Troll and a gangly 11 year old boy. Mya has once again caught my attention in her video My Love is Like Wo. Although the viddy was released almost two years ago I hadn’t seen it until recently and it starkly contrasted with what I remembered her to look like from her earlier appearances – butt ugly!

Don’t get me wrong, she is still the near-talentless showbiz droid that doesn’t write, produce or probably even sing her string of mostly forgettable tunes. Indeed, such image-based singing careers have become the hallmark for musicians of her generation. But this video had me thinking: did her looks really improve, or have I just adopted new tastes and standards since initially writing her off as too fugly in ‘99?

Other kinda-black popstars, such as Alicia Keyes and Ashanti have experienced amazing overnight success by looking incredibly hot right out of the box. Being easy on the eyes is surely the fastest path to stardom, especially in a genre like R&B where actual musical talent is on a similar level to that of rap music. But poor Mya, her hideous visage has dogged her career since her debut and as a result she has never received the same level of success or acclaim as her better-looking peers.

I’ve noticed that her production crew uses a lot of pomp and glitz to mask her squeaky attempt at vocals and her physically awkward appearance. The direction in My Love is Like Wo seems to be always focused away from her face, usually highlighting her ass, clothing accessories or strip routine. But this time, against all odds, it somehow comes together quite perfectly! The smart and tricky editing, the sole focus on the performer and the sexy costumes all showcase this girl in the best possible light.

So despite my heavy critique, I’m willing to admit that I find myself slightly more attracted to Mya. I feel like I’ve been swindled out of my senses by slick photography and buckets of makeup, for it’s obvious that Mya is no Aaliyah, but it’s also undeniable that she sports some killer dance moves and has a real stage presence.

Don’t even attempt to make sense of this post by re-reading any part. How reflecting on my feelings about an overrated R&B singer warrants a post on this illustrious blog — god only knows! Go hit up the video remix below. You’ll like it because I didn’t use her music.

Above: Mindi and Richard from Beauty and the Geek face the firing squad.

I normally don’t watch much TV. Typically I limit my viewing selection to Family Guy, South Park and the new BSG. But the other day I caught a clip of WB’s Beauty and the Geek, and holy fuck did I find myself sucked into the premise of the show! Seven geeks try to score with seven amazingly hot women, all of whom are chasing the grand prize money. It’s no wonder this show has garnered such a strong Internet following. Finally, a show that hosts contestants and events that geeks everywhere can relate to!

One girl Mindi, who just so happens to hook up with the star of the show Richard, definitely leads the pack in the looks department. Suspiciously, she also seems like the smartest of the bunch, and I bet her bimbo image is more of an act than anything else. You see, that’s what I hate about these shows: the producers will edit and coach their cast to make any wanted event an absolute certainty. They should rename the whole genre to shitty amateur acting with extemporaneous elements in a big mansion! Uh-huh.

Mindi is the smallest and daintiest of the chics, wearing a size zero dress size and barely having the strength to pull thru the camping challenge trail walk. Sometimes she looks downright famished. I’m sure upping her caloric-intake and kickin’ the nic wouldn’t hurt her frequent dizzy spells and chronic laziness. But enough silly criticism. This show is all about watching these girls squeeze into hot bikinis, tight jeans and sexy dinner gowns, while watching the nerds squirm in their seats trying not to blast a load, in their pants, on national TV.

I slapped together this video highlight clip of Mindi. I can’t really say what I was thinking at the time, but it was well past midnight and I was blazin’ the blueberry right till the final cut. Enjoy.

She’s already been in the scene for a few months, but after spending some serious quality time on her website, I just had to make a post for her on my blog. Ashley has, what can only be described as, slut-eyes. It’s that kind of look that basically guarantees full-penetration, or at the very least, uncompromised oral. Now personally I’ve never visited the Mid-West, but if teen solo sites give an approximate representation, then there must be a lot of big tittie thoroughbreds from those pastures! Of course I won’t be vacationing to some landlocked, barren cereal box anytime soon.

Thank god for webcams. Ashley suffers from pathological sexual inhibition, or perhaps that’s just what I tell myself after screaming at her for more live shows. Get out the keyboard splash guard and prepare yourself for some prime midwest beef.

Above: AndiPink from Panchodog