I’ve watched a lot of movies, and if my memory serves me correct, the only things that have made it out of the Amazon were deadly viruses and giant man eating snakes. I’m hoping my buddy Bob has taken out some serious life insurance, because his latest expedition has him setting up operations south of the Equator. There’s something about South American bikini girls that conjures up images of full-bum face sitting, sandy-box beach digging, and the unbeatable sex-for-food work ethic. Perhaps I’ve been too well educated by the porn scene, but where else can you vacation and have the chance to tick off every shade of the color chart? The sheer variety of hard-bodied chics is just astounding in some of these tropical countries.

My favorite girl of the bunch is definitely Bella. I don’t know what her story is, but I’m guessing she missed her chance to sign with Ford Modeling and somebody must of referred her to the classy porn ranch, La Zona Modelos. Porn is a great backup to any career path, and aspiring fashion models should take note especially.

lazonamodelos south american womenAbove: Bella Bends Over For LaZona Modelos.

I’m heading back to to check out some more tanned ass from this site. Bob’s already made some killer finds, and I hope he continues scouting South America’s best for more hot content.

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