Rapid Teen Models 18+

Ass scene in Playboy, Miss Luana Lani started her career online after turning 18. Last year she was busy chasing modeling contracts, but after a recent change in management she’s back online and 100% committed to her fans. Spunky, the Kingpin producer behind such teen stars as Kate’s Playground and Sweet Krissy, is taking the reigns to get Luana Lani off to a great start.

Whether blazing the Maui Wowie or drinkin’ gin with the natives, Luana is always up for a good time. In addition to the usual stock of high-res photos and video footage, there are candid pics, webcam vids and a bustling forum on her nifty website.

From what I’ve seen, she’s given some awesome cam shows, and although I can’t present you with any full nude content, rest assured that her tight, bouncy goods are well captured and regularly shown for all her members.

When I was previewing her site, one thing came to mind- this chic is straight Asian dynamite! And I don’t mean that in any racial or historical context (them Asians did build the railroads..). What I’m saying is, a lot of girls have the beauty, but very few know how to perform in an erotic or stimulating fashion. Miss Luana Lani melds slutty-cheerleading moves with her sweet and charming personality, to form a striking presence you will not soon forget. And, fuck, I guess that’s what I meant by Asian dynamite..

So on to the jammin’ video!

Above: Bella Bends Over For LaZona Modelos.

I’m heading back to to check out some more tanned ass from this site. Bob’s already made some killer finds, and I hope he continues scouting South America’s best for more hot content.

Texan friend and notable pussy wrangler Cheesefrog, sent word along with some Kleenex-worth promo shots, that his latest catch Torri’s Secret has gone live. And yes I asked, but they’re not telling. However, judging from what I’ve already seen, she ain’t keeping many secrets! This petite blonde exposes all, with Cheesefrog hitting up the close-ups, drop-downs and all the fast angles his shooting style is famous for. This stunning blonde is just what Cheese has been trying to add to his growing stable of talents—let’s not forget the other stars of Divinity18, the shy, gothic step-child Dakota South, and queen of teens Jayden18.

After letting go several members of my video production unit for sneaking in that rather tasteless cock-punching piece into my last video montage, I’ve had to reluctantly ask them back to kick out this lastest clip in time for Torri’s Secret website debut.

Folks, there is nothing sensual, erotic or safe about getting punched in the junk. And with that out of the way, please enjoy our latest compilation featuring Jayden, Dakota South, Torri’s Secret and the legend himself, Cheesefrog.

*Update*

I was notified by several readers that the person I have depicted as Cheesefrog in the video is actually current Shooto champion Tatsuya Kawajiri. They’re both reputedly tough dudes who sport Astroboy-mullets. I guess I got the two confused. My apologies!

Above: Radar Magazine features some kickass ads.

So I rip it open to find that none other than link partner Danny Rado penned the cover story! Holy shit, and I thought he was just one of the dads of Huckapoo. Anyway, at half the price of a copy of WIRED, well, I just tossed it into my bag and walked out of the store like I owned the place. You charge me $1.20 for an Oh Henry, and I’ll be needing something to read while I’m shitting it out!

Then I’m reading an article on my way home when I stumble across words like ‘pantina‘ and, um, “emerged.” Right. So my ADD kicks in and at this point I’m basically just flipping through looking for racy pics.

The best porn in the mag comes just three pages deep. There’s a spread of a naked, foxy looking cheer-bitch, sporting a tight bum that’s half submerged in some sort of cave water. She’s giving a look like she just had the best anal sex in town. But obviously not from the guy standing opposite. The dude has the build of a 10-year old boy!

Well..to come to think about it, they both kind of look like 10 year old boys! Uhhh uh-oh.

Ok, so that was actually an ad for Calvin Klein. But I assure you the real editorial content is witty, interesting and full of memorable quotes that I’m sure to rip-off and use right here on my blog. Basically, I give Radar Magazine a 7/10 for jerkable material. It features all the hot celebs you’ve come to expect, but not so much hand-thrusting content that would make you totally ignore the great articles, confusing flow-charts and distracting asides.

Being the premiere edition, I decided to let my production team create a video preview for this special occasion. Check out the viddy below.