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In short, intermittent bursts of frantic messaging, Kuda, owner and chief pornographer at the Argentine porn-stable Iguana, pleaded with industry promoters to remove any trace of his star talent Sweet Daphne from their properties. That morning he had just pulled the plug on her website, barely a month from its debut.

Somehow, someone from his tiny coastal village had surfed her site and made the connection not only to Daphne’s true identity, but also to Kuda, her sole photographer. What happened next is still unclear. Making sense of Kuda’s panic-laced message is like building a puzzle in a mental ward, where many of the pieces have undoubtedly been bent, lost or eaten!

Apparently, a mob led by the girl’s father formed in the streets and marched across town, a quarter-mile to Kuda’s beachside loft. From there, several members of the gang entered Kuda’s residence and threatened and/or physically harmed him, forcing him to divulge the details of his business, which up until that point had largely been unknown to the townsfolk. Obviously out of fear for his safety Kuda had no choice but to comply with the mob’s wishes

This is hardly the first time a model has left the scene in tears with her family deeply shamed and a community up in arms. Should adult-aged teens first get clearance from their immediate family members before embarking on an online venture? Surely the immense exposure, no pun intended, that porn sites offer is a force too great to expect any sort of anonymity for the talents involved.

I haven’t heard from Kuda since his posts last Monday. My messages to him have gone unanswered and I believe unread. I think there is a good chance that he has wisely decided to skip town and find a larger, less conservative base to live and conduct his business from. Kuda, if you are reading this, I hope you are unharmed, well protected, and swiftly relocating! Call me when you get the chance.

Also, before I forget, to help you overcome the loss of what I thought was one of the top new girls for 2005, let’s shift the attention to Kuda’s other awesome talents, the lesbian teens Dessie & Dee.

Above: Craving Carmen

As an alternative, I think it would be hella cool to name your kids after brand names or favorite objects. For instance, I know that my first born child will be named Wega. That’s right, Sony’s premium brand of TV’s will grace his or her (it’s unisex!) name tag on their first day of school. And if by accident I produce a second child, let his or her name be Radeon, from my favorite line of ATI videocards. I hope the lil’ champs appreciate daddy’s ingenuity!

But back to the issue, girls have got to take the initiative and come up with show-names that are more original, smart, and catchy. That’s my rant for today, so go and enjoy some Craving Carmen pics and tell me what you think.