This story wouldn’t say much if I were discussing tobacco and weed smoking in, let’s say, the hip-hop scene. If you’re big, black and covered in bling you best be burning something close to your lips! As far as street creds go you’ve either been shot up more than once, or you smoke so much dank that every second track on your double-CD release is an interlude that starts with inhaling, coughing, and "oh shit, oh shit."

No. This story is about little white Hollywood whores. These darlings fiend without shame, toking on cigarettes, weed, and the odd rock. Whatever happened to yoga and green tea you might ask? They got fucked. Smoking is a hell of a lot easier and celebs everywhere are sucking back leaf to relieve themselves of stress and unwanted pounds.

Whether it’s busting out the Zippo and Camels between takes, or firing up the four-spout hookah with an oh-zee of Panama Red, these young celebrities are sparking up and saying goodbye to the anti-smoking, pro-health movement of prior years.

Personally I don’t give a shit either way if someone smokes or if they don’t. I just find it mildly entertaining to see Hollywood ’s pristine ladies fire up a Marby like any old bar slut, or walking around right-fucked on weed like some zonked out stoner.

I searched the web and rifled through the archives. In little time I found a dozen pics of elite Hollywood youths smoking darts and blazing bud. Some of these beauties I could have sworn weren’t smokers. Not only were they caught on camera, most of them don’t seem to mind the obvious contradiction between their unhealthy habits and their Pilates workouts, vegan diet or Kabala faith! I suppose, why quit something you love?

Above: Elisha Cuthbert lights it up.

Avril Lavigne Britney Spears
Claire Danes Elisha Cuthbert
Gwyneth Paltrow Kate Beckinsale
Kristen Dunst Lindsay Lohan
Paris Hilton Rachael Leigh Cook
Tara Reid Tori Spelling
   

Special mention to CityRag, The Superficial, and Dean’s Planet for their help in locating some of these awesome candid shots.