Playful Paris Screws Herself Out of Fashion Contract, Resorts to Stripping.
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It’s another Midwest teen grown beautiful from all that fresh, mountain air. The pride and shame of Colorado, Playful Paris is a fan-seeking slut who just couldn’t cut it in modeling school. I’m not sure what she flunked at catwalk college, but I don’t imagine it was the research papers or lab assignments. Let’s face it, fashion models use sex like doors. Having sex opens doors. If the sex is good, more doors will open. But sometimes you sex up too many doors at once. Then the doors start to jam, and you eventually get a whole lot of tugging and slamming. To summarize, fucking the entire faculty is like giving every man, woman and child on this planet a hundred dollars— they’ll all spend it at Walmart, and that’s where you’ll eventually end up working, getting fucked for $6 an hour. However, fate was to deal this sex-crazy teen a sassy website. The first thing I noticed after checking out this girl’s short preview video is that this chic knows how to strip! A lot of girls claim to strip, but most of them don’t have the moves and end up looking like they’re high on LSD while doing aerobics. Playful Paris certainly has a lot to offer the teen modeling scene, even if her now soiled image will never allow her to grace the catwalks of the fashion world. Lucky for us I guess. |
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