Texas Teen Kari Sweets Settles Gang War By Shaking Crazy Ass.
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So the other day I’m in a chat room doing my usual thang: debating Aristotle, and plugging Rapid Teens damn near every chance I get! So in comes this dude who eventually starts hacking down my blog site. At first I ignore him; not everyone subscribes to my brand of straight-talk, high-integrity journalism (the kind of reporting that has won me countless awards and accolades). But this total asshat keeps blabbering on and on about my awful color schemes, my lack of professionalism and everything else! Then, just as I’m about to reach for the kick/ban button in my operator’s toolbar I hear the words of legendary wordsmith Ice Cube blast out from the radio, “..in the East we can be brothers, but when you come to LA watch your mother-fucking colors.” How could I be so ignorant?! Rapid Teen’s Crip’d out color scheme was serving one hella diss to all my Blood-4-Life brothers! I had been throwing salt in the game and almost got busted by the tray-eight hand-cannon. It was right time for us veterano bangers to click up and show our flags without set tripping. So we blazed the hay-shen, packed our beaks, and peeped some flyass bumper kits. He then tossed me a jumping viddy of his homegirl, Kari Sweets. Who would guess that a small, yet highly regarded porn blog and a tiny teen with one crazy dumper could bridge the gap between two rival street gangs? Respect! ..enjoy the exclusive video. |
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