April 2005
Monthly Archive
Sex-Elf Strawberry Sandy And The Mysterious Origins of Her Name.
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Above: Strawberry Sandy
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It’s definitely the prom for solo-teen sites! Many new girls have hit the scene within the last 48hrs and I’ve had to stay off the sauce just to keep up with the updates. Such a rush in the industry hasn’t been seen since 2002 when government cutbacks slashed funding for teen group homes and runaway shelters. You see, a girl’s body is also her plan B. If anything goes wrong and she needs to earn some quick cash, she’s just one strip tease away from paying the bills; one handjob away from making the car payment; and five greasy, muscular, Hispanic men away from an unforgettable night and paying the rent!
Strawberry Sandy is a total sex-elf. I honestly don’t know what her story is, but those foxy eyes had me at See My Sexy Video And Watch Me Fuck My Pussy. LOL– The marketing genius of the adult industry.
So why do they call her Strawberry Sandy? I contacted the fine boys at Dutch Teens to dig up some info:
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RapidTeens: so why the name Strawberry Sandy? Her hair color? Her diet? Some kind of fetish?
VucDutch: do you find her hot?
RapidTeens: yea she’s a total cutie for sure, but why the name?
VucDutch: well I don’t think it really matters.. she’s gorgeous
RapidTeens: yea I know but some of my readers will prolly be interested.. you know Im an investigative reporter now, I get the inside scoop…
VucDutch: dude, you run a blog.
RapidTeens: hey man I got a loyal readership and my journalism is semi-pro
VucDutch: oic you’re a journalist.. umm my 16yr old sister writes a blog..
RapidTeens: yo what’s her url we’ll swap links
VucDutch: uhhh I don’t think so dude she’s 16… I gotta jet
RapidTeens: pics?
VucDutch: ciao
RapidTeens: peace
So there you have it. Nobody actually knows the story behind her name! But as VucDutch inferred, it’s probably not all that important. Anyways, check out her snazzy site, it’s got a couple raunchy videos and some great pics.
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| Click to see: Strawberry Sandy Gallery |
| Click to visit: Strawberry Standy Website |
04.28.2005 11:20Cute Girl
Celebrity Smoking: Hollwood’s Youth Spark It Up.
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This story wouldn’t say much if I were discussing tobacco and weed smoking in, let’s say, the hip-hop scene. If you’re big, black and covered in bling you best be burning something close to your lips! As far as street creds go you’ve either been shot up more than once, or you smoke so much dank that every second track on your double-CD release is an interlude that starts with inhaling, coughing, and "oh shit, oh shit."
No. This story is about little white Hollywood whores. These darlings fiend without shame, toking on cigarettes, weed, and the odd rock. Whatever happened to yoga and green tea you might ask? They got fucked. Smoking is a hell of a lot easier and celebs everywhere are sucking back leaf to relieve themselves of stress and unwanted pounds.
Whether it’s busting out the Zippo and Camels between takes, or firing up the four-spout hookah with an oh-zee of Panama Red, these young celebrities are sparking up and saying goodbye to the anti-smoking, pro-health movement of prior years.
Personally I don’t give a shit either way if someone smokes or if they don’t. I just find it mildly entertaining to see Hollywood ’s pristine ladies fire up a Marby like any old bar slut, or walking around right-fucked on weed like some zonked out stoner.
I searched the web and rifled through the archives. In little time I found a dozen pics of elite Hollywood youths smoking darts and blazing bud. Some of these beauties I could have sworn weren’t smokers. Not only were they caught on camera, most of them don’t seem to mind the obvious contradiction between their unhealthy habits and their Pilates workouts, vegan diet or Kabala faith! I suppose, why quit something you love?
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 Above: Elisha Cuthbert lights it up.
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Playful Paris Screws Herself Out of Fashion Contract, Resorts to Stripping.
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Above:PlayfulParis with nipple covering graphic.
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It’s another Midwest teen grown beautiful from all that fresh, mountain air. The pride and shame of Colorado, Playful Paris is a fan-seeking slut who just couldn’t cut it in modeling school. I’m not sure what she flunked at catwalk college, but I don’t imagine it was the research papers or lab assignments. Let’s face it, fashion models use sex like doors. Having sex opens doors. If the sex is good, more doors will open. But sometimes you sex up too many doors at once. Then the doors start to jam, and you eventually get a whole lot of tugging and slamming. To summarize, fucking the entire faculty is like giving every man, woman and child on this planet a hundred dollars— they’ll all spend it at Walmart, and that’s where you’ll eventually end up working, getting fucked for $6 an hour. However, fate was to deal this sex-crazy teen a sassy website. The first thing I noticed after checking out this girl’s short preview video is that this chic knows how to strip! A lot of girls claim to strip, but most of them don’t have the moves and end up looking like they’re high on LSD while doing aerobics. Playful Paris certainly has a lot to offer the teen modeling scene, even if her now soiled image will never allow her to grace the catwalks of the fashion world. Lucky for us I guess.
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Lil Britney Recruited to Space Cadets. Packs Braces, School Girl Uniform, And a Whole Lot of Dumbass!
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A Britney Spears look-a-like, or a female version of Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame? I’ll let you be the judge. Lil Britney is the latest teeny bopper sporting barbwire braces, straight schoolgirl hair, and that staring-into-oblivion look that I find adorably priceless. Nothing says “fuck me I’m stupid,” like the permanent space cadet expression Lil Brit seems to naturally produce at all her photo shoots..err actually, all the time regardless! But this wall eyed model won’t let her unique gifts stop her from getting noticed. Shifting attention to her killer body, Britney strips nude and plays with her twat all day until her arms are dead tired with fatigue. Such work ethic is uncommon in this profession. I’m glad to see another work mule in the scene!
This girl had me thinking though, what is it about really ditzy chics that gets us guys so worked up? Ease of fuck? Intellectual dominance? Now I’m no Dr. Phil, but perhaps it’s just the feeling of equality. Knowing that a totally hot babe is also a complete dumbass, reassures our belief that the forces at work really do balance people out, overall. Anyways, show a little support for the underdog and check out her gallery and video below. The video has a pretty weird style to it; retro-cheese one could call it.
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 Above: Lil Britney
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Texas Teen Kari Sweets Settles Gang War By Shaking Crazy Ass.
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Above: Kari Sweets sporting her colors.
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So the other day I’m in a chat room doing my usual thang: debating Aristotle, and plugging Rapid Teens damn near every chance I get! So in comes this dude who eventually starts hacking down my blog site. At first I ignore him; not everyone subscribes to my brand of straight-talk, high-integrity journalism (the kind of reporting that has won me countless awards and accolades). But this total asshat keeps blabbering on and on about my awful color schemes, my lack of professionalism and everything else! Then, just as I’m about to reach for the kick/ban button in my operator’s toolbar I hear the words of legendary wordsmith Ice Cube blast out from the radio, “..in the East we can be brothers, but when you come to LA watch your mother-fucking colors.”
How could I be so ignorant?!
Rapid Teen’s Crip’d out color scheme was serving one hella diss to all my Blood-4-Life brothers! I had been throwing salt in the game and almost got busted by the tray-eight hand-cannon. It was right time for us veterano bangers to click up and show our flags without set tripping. So we blazed the hay-shen, packed our beaks, and peeped some flyass bumper kits. He then tossed me a jumping viddy of his homegirl, Kari Sweets.
Who would guess that a small, yet highly regarded porn blog and a tiny teen with one crazy dumper could bridge the gap between two rival street gangs? Respect! ..enjoy the exclusive video.
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Latino True Tere Discovers Life After Skid Row.
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Like Mexican? About a year ago I ran across a latino beach brat named True Tere. At first I thought the little stoner was high from huffing gas all day, but I quickly realized she was like this most of the time. I guess being illiterate with no skills or education doesn’t help her skid row image, even in beautiful Cancun. Constantly yelling, screaming or chatting an ear off, Tere rarely puts down her cell phone to talk to, you guessed it, large black dudes. It’s not uncommon for her to pick up one, two, or even five black guys at the beach during breaks from her jam packed photo sessions. I can only imagine the response from a couple of ox-sized brothers watching this tiny, smiling package walk up to them on the beach. Actually I can. Here’s a picture of her with the fellahs! But let’s face it, a girl this hot is not always interested in men. Her desperate start from shanty town poverty has produced a humble, goal driven attitude. In other words she’s turned into a bling-chasing ho! From tacos to Seiko, this chic only works for cash now. She’s moved on from the days where she’d only get paid in burritos and weed. Her top notch site, managed by none other than the Pancho Dog design bureau, is a statement of her success and skills in the trade. Sure, bottled drinks and flushing toilets is a far cry from her crowded family beach hut, but let’s hope she doesn’t forget about mom, her dads, and about a dozen siblings! Somehow I think this crazy latino won’t let them down.
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 Above: True Tere Gets Angry
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Hard Body Girls Toting Badass Guns
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I love chics with guns, and I’m not talking about some dainty housewife clutching her hubby’s .22 in some cute-but-lethal pose. I’m referring to real hard-body girls, pumping mortar rounds, blasting AK’s, and driving tanks like some modern Amazon tribe shit. There’s something contagious about a hot chic and her firearm. Maybe it’s the power that she feels while grasping the cold steel of her M249? Or perhaps, shoulder mounting a Stinger missile is just her unconscious desire for massive cock. Either way, the heavily arming of females while simultaneously disrobing them of unnecessary clothing, is quite the combo, wouldn’t you say? Now I’m not actually advocating the arming of women outside of a purely professional and entertainment based enterprise. You simply cannot trust them with the great responsibilities of possessing such deadly devices. Unpredictable mood swings, irrational thought patterns, and genetic insanity are all reasons to discourage the female ownership of weapons. However, we can always live out our dreams through fantasy! I recently found this hilarious and entertaining website Action Girls, where they produce videos of just what I have been talking about: greased up bikini models getting badass with real military hardware. I don’t know how they found the budget to shoot this; it must of been one hell of a pitch to the movie executives! This site offers many freebies, including decent length video clips and desktop wallpaper of many sexy, gun toting babes.
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Teen Legend Diddy Trades Bottle And Bong For A Mouse And Keyboard.
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This industry has its fair share of runaways, juvenile delinquents, and psychotic personalities. On occasion, deep from within the scene’s forgotten back alleys and abandoned hobo shelters, a teen who epitomizes all such characteristics will rise from her cardboard fridge box in search of a better life. Diddy arrived, quite by accident, on the doorstep of a benevolent talent scout and was given a once in a lifetime shot at making it big in the porn game. This vagabond teen, notorious for her sudden blowups and mercurial temper tantrums, has finally been offered her very own solo site. It seems like only yesterday that she was latching on to her best friend Serena, getting work in some rather lesbo-friendly photo sessions. Are the hard drugs, cheap booze, and wild unprotected sex of her past finally behind her? Has she realized that a career, and the many generous opportunities that await her, are worth taking? We don’t think so; at least not yet. There’s an undeniable, untamed wild side to this girl that burns so hard she tends to be labeled too hot to handle. Thank God my buddy Jay has the balls to work with her. Diddylicious launches today and promises weekly camshows and a one-to-one correspondence with one of the industry’s most notorious and well liked drama queens. The freckled face Diddy awaits you!
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 Above: Diddy of Diddylicious
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04.16.2005 14:51Cute Girl
Girl Fights, A Video Highlight From Smack Girl Fighters
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Above: Video Capture from Smack Girl
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| Click to see Smack Girl:Video Clip |
| Click to visit: Smack Girl Website (Japanese only) |
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What is it about watching two women tittie slapping, pussy stomping and ass kicking each other around that makes for such an enjoyable, near-holy experience!? Surely our fascination with girl-on-girl violence goes beyond our contemporary pop-culture obsession with anything girl power. For our fellow sisters have been battling it out, often with shocking brutality, since the 1930’s heyday of erotic barnyard mud wrestling. It is one of the most primal struggles for a woman: to compete for the affection of the mate of her choice. That’s right guys; they’re fighting for us! Put 2-and-2 together and you have the appropriately named Smack Girl, an all-female, no-holds-barred fighting event in Japan . I would go so far as to say that female prize fighting is second only to pornography when scored for pureness of male entertainment. I slapped together this quick highlight clip from a recent Smack Girl event. It shows some of the top talent in the extreme world of professional girl fights. Watch them unleash their emotionally unstable, highly neurotic, bitch screaming fury on other, similarly insane hotties. Hopefully I can get more stuff like this in the future!
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04.12.2005 12:29Cute Girl
Sony PSP Porn Review
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By now you’ve no doubt heard about the PSP, Sony’s answer to mobile multimedia for the masses. You might even be hitting up the many review sites that have wrote about the PSP, weighing the pros and cons of this amazing device. Unfortunately, you’ll be disappointed to know that most reviews solely cover the gaming aspect of the PSP, which is obviously an important feature, but here at Rapid Teens we are only concerned with the PSP’s capability for full-porn playback! How does it handle the pics and videos of your favorite girls? We put the Sony PSP through its paces, ramming our memory stick full of sexy snap-shots and heavy-action porn scenes. The verdict? The PSP is well suited for porn viewing in any situation: tits, ass, crotch and cumshots all came out clear and vivid. The only problem is hunting down those elusive 1GB memory sticks. Imagine enjoying hours of high-res porn footage during those long shifts at work, or at the sideline at your kid’s seemingly endless soccer games. Enjoy porn where ever you go. Share porn with whom ever you meet. The PSP (aka Pocket Sex Player) is quickly becoming my favorite toy!!
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 Above: Deija on PSP
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