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I ran across a pretty hilarious article on the Ananova news sevice. Basically some self-proclaim sex researcher, a title I use for myself on occassion, states that he can tell a woman’s personality from the shape and size of her breasts! Sounds like a great way to conduct a non-medical breast exam. Here’s a quote from the article:

Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex,” says the researcher.

A woman with pear-shaped breasts “Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs.”

This guy brought up memories of a great flash animation I saw a while back. Let’s just say it gives the ABC’s of those lovable fun sacks. Check it out for a good laugh.