Rapid Teen Models 18+

The folks at Dutch Teens would like to introduce Jillian, an all-natural 18-year-old brunette that has generated a lot of interest since her debut a few days ago. She’s shown on their Sweet Natural Girl site, which has always featured a top-notch roster of fresh Dutch girls.

I don’t know how the Dutch consistently produce such a high rate of fine-ass females. It’s as big of a mystery as those giant windmills.. and the color orange.

In other news, my email works again. It’s listed under the header if you have something to say to me directly.

It takes a special girl to get this blogger out of retirement and back to posting the freshest, freak-nastiest pics the flesh world has to offer.

Karla Spice is La Zona Modelos latest catch. Unlike other talents from Brazil, a nation abundant with young, salty beach whores, this beauty sports a well proportioned body–no huge toilet ass here—just a nice, firm bubble butt with certified biggies upstairs.

I like her look, her innocence and, well, just her plain stupidity to wear anything her stablemasters dress her in. I swear, sometimes these outfits are better suited for otaku themed cafes in Japan . But whatever. I’m loving it.

Also, notice how Karla Spice appears to visualize something sliding up her butthole when she poses for a shot? A major bonus in my opinion!

Sophia Coppola may have an infatuation with young blonde actresses. After casting the beautiful Scarlett Johansen, opposite Bill Murray, in Lost in Translation, she has snagged yet another stunning blonde, Kirsten Dunst, to star in her latest film Marie Antoinette.

Remember the transparent underwear scene in Lost in Translation that seemed to lack any relevance to the rest of the film? Well, Coppola is still parading ass on the screen to get your ass to the movie theatre! Moviegoers can catch a bit of Kirsten Dunst’s hot body (and shallow acting) in this new flick, which, I should hope, will break up the mess of what is certainly a superficial, spoilt American girl’s take on 18th century French history.

At least Coppola agrees with most historians in that Marie Antoinette was a massive slut. And it’s about time we’re able to see more of Kirsten Dunst unrobed—god knows Spiderman is too gay to get the job done himself.

Check out this pic of Kirsten keeping her smoke on the down-low. If only her character Mary Jane was this cool!!

We got some asian lovers out there? Hell yea! I love Maria Ozawa. She has an incredible look. Even when bald, deeply tanned Yakuza aren’t jizzing all over her. Seriously, why would a girl who could easily become a top model settle for a career as a Japanese AV idol? Probably for the same reason why 500 people in her country voluntarily participanted in the largest group sex video ever shot.

Have you ever been put to work on your birthday? In North America it’s almost a god given right to take your b-day off so you can sleep in and plan festivities.

Webmasters, such as myself, have always taken this special day off. For who else can manage the tricky logistics of having a parade of Russian escorts and Haitian delivery men discreetly arrive and leave your gated community without bottlenecking supply lines or raising suspicion amongst your neighbors?

Recently, it looks like Alison Angel was put to work on her b-day. Spending her 20th stripped naked at her manager’s house, posing for this recent photo set, Alison Angel turns up the heat and gives us a good indication of how she’ll spend the next year of her life—stripped naked, at her producer’s house, posing for photo sets.

Only a backwards-ass, anti-conformist site like Rapid Teens would dare to release a Valentine’s themed post way the fuck after it’s due.

Screw the chocolates, ribbons and cheesy poetry. Taking your lying, cheating, dumpy-ass whore of a girlfriend out to a candlelit Whitespot (god I hate those commercials playing Whitey like it isn’t just a McDonalds with waiters) is about as special as any other dreadful weekend where you’re not able to continuously webcam your shlong in a steamy MSN chatroom. Full of women.

But if your girlfriend was Polliana, a chic who’s ready to dyke out with any half-starved Latina street slut you manage to drag home, a chic you probably found in front of a 7/11 shoving ho-ho’s and dried noodles down her throat after eating cocks all afternoon, well we’d pleasantly be looking forward to any celebration where it’s deemed appropriate to feed her whip cream, strawberries and the freshest Scandinavian E-caps to aid in snapping a few shots for your family album.

So as far as I’m concerned this Valentine’s lesbo photo set is good year round.

In related news, look forward to our Easter Sunday Bukkake Resurrection Bash sometime in late.. oh, August.

Above: Random Boobies