Some were wondering if Felix, from Felix Flow, was a one hit wonder. With only the lone, but highly popular Kari Sweets solo-model signed to his label, it seemed obvious that Felix had a few issues finding fresh talent. Well, I am happy to report that Kari has finally gotten a label-mate, as she is now joined by Kimi, as in Kisses From Kimi. Kimi is somewhat of a mystery to me, as her facial fea...

Most guys would like a girl with a great rack. But ask any man to describe his ideal breast size, and you will get a variety of answers, from mouth-sized grapefruits to top-heavy zeppelins. I guess it’s no different for ass – some like them tiny and toned, whilst others are looking for the epitome of dumper bums. For me, the only type of breasts that I really don’t care for are fakies, part...

Kristen Stewart as a blonde or brunette? I think she’s adorably cute in either hair color, although, judging from her brusque and disheveled acting performance in Twilight, I’d say she’d makes a better blonde! Seriously, was I the only person who noticed at how bad Kristen Stewart’s acting was during the film? Throughout most of the flick, Kristen seemingly struggles with her lines, ofte...

Tossing a tartan school girl outfit on an already smokin’ hot chic, is like Billy Mays cleaning your kitchen and toilets - KABOOM! There’s something sexy about the tartan look that drives all men crazy; it’s like throwing hot sauce on any type of meat - things just get better! But it really boggles my mind why tartan skirts aren’t frequently worn by women of all ages - at ...

Apologies for the long absence, but Rapid Teens is definitely back! Having a christian inspired change of heart, I exited the adult industry suddenly, and went on to enjoy a brief stint as a mainstream middle class 9-to-5 work droid. Needless to say, it was not the Anglo-American dream that I thought it would be (like why aren’t all the girls topless and hot?!). Firstly, co-workers suck ass...

Meet another girl from Nubiles, Ljuba—no, it’s not a typo or brand of Swedish butt lubricant—it’s actually her real name. She reminds me of a young Tilda Swinton, the actress who played the White Witch in that terrible movie adaption of Narnia. It’s fitting, the resemblance, for she’s rather—how should I say—well suited for an icy climate! I mean, take a loo...

Pool tables are all about sex. Think about that the next time you play against one of your buddies. It’s equivalent to dancing—gay raver dancing. Did you just take a dump in my pool?! No, that’s impossible. You’re a hot girl. You don’t shit, ever. Girls just hold it deep inside until it somehow goes away. Dena takes some heavy man-spray betwe...

Above: Belinda from Nubiles When a photographer calls and tells you to show up wearing a tennis outfit, you know that can only mean one thing—nudie pics in the middle of a wheat field somewhere in the Czech Republic . Belinda is Nubiles’ latest 19-year-old sensation to hail from the former Soviet State . When I mailed out pics from this gallery to members of my local tennis club, w...

There once was heroin-chic, but now it’s all about homeless-chic. Take a wet, hungry street vagrant, seat her on some expensive furniture and take shots of her as she trips out on your son’s expired Ritalin. Don’t get me wrong—I love Petter Hegre, and his stunning work—so, I’m thinking he’s just gone and blown all his money on that Zimbabwe shoot and now he...

Below: Kate and Janet from First-Nude.com Wow. These two beauties work well together, don’t they?! And they always seem to be teamed up with each other–at least in all the photo sets I’ve seen. They must be good friends, no doubt. That brings up another topic: more hot girls need to be teamed up like this! Sort of like how rappers will feature other artists on their album—SH...